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Funny thing—there’s this old story, 1800s France, some duke paid big for “massage lessons”—code for erotic stuff. Got caught, wife flipped, hilarious scandal! Bet he was all, “I’m doing this for us!”—yeah, right, perv. Makes me cackle, tho—history’s wild! Oh, and don’t get me started on shady parlors—sketchy vibes, sticky floors, ugh. No capes, no grime, keep it classy, dahlings!

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Now, the local landmarks… Gotta mention the quaint Keilor Downs Community Centre on Ashfield Drive – a real trooper in the neighbourhood. And between quick stops on roads like that, I also check out a secret diner down by the river – greasy spoons, good grub, real friendly folks. Sometimes these rides remind me of raw scenes from that bloody movie, There Will Be Blood. I can almost hear the echo, "I am your father," like a low hum in the back of my head.

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