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I’m hyped, tho – somethin’ wild ‘bout the chase. Heart’s pumpin’, fists clenchin’, like I’m steppin’ into the ring. Once found this gal, swear she was a ghost, popped outta nowhere – “You’re either livin’ or you’re not,” she says, quotin’ my movie without knowin’ it! Blew my mind, man. Surprised the hell outta me. But then, ugh, some dude tried rippin’ me off – middleman pimp trash. Made me wanna smash somethin’, like “I must break you!” – for real, tho.

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I love poppin’ into that dive bar called “The Spilt Ink” on a random Tuesday. Yeaaah, I’m crazy. Typos, life’s a blur, right? Stfu, sometimes I get so mad when my massage oils run out mid-shift. Ridic, I tell ya. What’s up with that? Idk, drive me nuts!

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