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So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

Girl Crush

I must mention a weird local tradition at the Marsden Moonlight Fest. Folks gather in the park, dance under the stars, and the vibe’s so surreal, like a scene straight outta a dream. I swear, my heart pounded like in that movie when the silent, haunting tunes echoed... oh, “let the right one in” all over again!

John Marsden, author of Tomorrow, When the War Began, dies aged 74