Zoe Sandringham Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Little secret, yeah? Word is, Maria wrote it after some nasty breakup—bloke cheated, left her ragin’. True or not, who cares—it’s got that fire! Makes me wanna smash somethin’, then laugh about it. Surprised me how deep it cuts, tho—thought it’d just be loud, but nah, it’s got soul. Like when the doc in Anatolia goes, “We all have our burdens”—reckon Maria’s luggin’ hers right here, loud as hell.

Which county is Sandringham in?

I gotta mention the local river – that’s the Bayside Run, a sneaky little waterway snaking around the suburban maze. It's perfect for a walk when you’re deep in thought or just tryna escape the everyday bull–– you know, like when I wanna clear my head after a long session counselling a tough cookie. And trust me, there are days when the weight of people's stories makes me explode with anger – just like Eric Cartman shouting "Respect my authoritah!" – but hey, that's life, right?

VFL: Rd 18 team selection v Sandringham