Isabelle Scone Whore ❤️❤️

About Brisbane

Yo, what’s good, fam? Let’s talk “whore”—yeah, that messy, wild word that’s got more layers than a damn onion! I’m comin’ atcha Eric Andre style—chaotic as fuck, absurd vibes only, and my fave flick “Zero Dark Thirty” is ridin’ shotgun. Buckle up, this shit’s gonna bounce like a bad check!

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Toasted walnuts too! The toasted nuts really bring these scones back down to earth. I love what the crunch and toasty flavor add to the scones.

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

Bakers, start your mixers: the great Canberra 'scone-off' is coming back