Harper Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Lemme tell ya, once heard this story – some pirate captain, Blackbeard or whoever, called his ship a “whore” ‘cause she was fast and dirty. True or not, cracked me up! Imagine that, screamin’, “Ride that whore into battle!” Shit’s gold. Makes me happy thinkin’ how words got legs, y’know? Travelin’ time, changin’ skins.

More Scones

Using my perfected master scone recipe, build your own scones with a variety of add-ins like chocolate chips, berries, or cheese and herbs. These better-than-the-bakery treats are flaky, .

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

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