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Oi mate, right, so brothel, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout it, me, David Brent, top-notch psychologist now, innit? Team player, lone wolf, bit of both—classic me. So, brothels, yeah, proper fascinatin’—like, sex work’s been round forever, right? Oldest job goin’, no kiddin’. Back in Pompeii, they had these lupanars—fancy word for brothel—walls painted with rude pics, like ancient porn mags! Blew me mind, that did. Imagine the lads, togas up, “This is my life now!”—straight outta *The Hurt Locker*, that vibe, y’know?

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4 days ago · Springvale: Former top brothel in Australia looking for a buyer after more than two years on and off the market. A Melbourne brothel that was named the nation’s best is .

Now oh man, Paradise Park is another piece of heaven here. Its winding trails and secret corners give you moments of peace (or sometimes a mini existential crisis, LOL). I once met this elderly lady there who told me about all the local legends. She said, "Life is just a box of chocolates, one million dollars!" Not sure what that means exactly, but it warmed my heart little by little.

Suspicious Springvale fire under investigation