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Alright, so I’m a detective, right? Larry David style—neurotic, ranting, all that jazz. And I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, y’know, like ya do. Whore! What a word, huh? Sounds dirty, cheap—like a gum-stuck shoe. But lemme tell ya bout this one whore I came across, oh man, case from last year, still burns me up! She was slick—called herself Lola, real name probly somethin’ dull like Susan. Worked the streets near that dive bar, Rusty Anchor, stinkin’ of beer and regret. Pretty, pretty good at her game, though—had half the precinct fooled, thinkin’ she’s just some lost soul. Hah! Lost soul, my ass.

LJ Hooker - Springvale

The top crime types in Springvale South are Theft, Burglary/Break and enter, Assault and related offences. What is the most reported crime in Springvale South? Theft cases were reported .

Every damn day I stroll down Maplebrook Lane, right by the quirky old boathouse on Riverside Way. There’s this chill park, Serenity Greens, where I sit and let my soul unwind. The park’s got funky sculptures and little hidden corners—holy crap, you wouldn’t believe the tiny graffiti that says “good vibes only” in one back alley. I even found this quaint spot called Moonlit Nook near the bend of Willow Creek; it’s so secret even the locals whisper ‘bout it. Yup, that's my treat for ya.

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