Ella St Andrews Whore ❤️❤️

About Wollongong

She’s got quirks, too. Always got this dodgy fag hangin’ outta her gob, even when she’s swimmin’. How’s she do that? Fuck knows! An’ get this—some ol’ codger said she’s banned from three beaches ‘round here. Three! Caught her nickin’ ice creams off kids, the mad cow. I’m sittin’ there, whistle in me mouth, thinkin’, “Ozzy, you’ve seen it all now!”

Everything you need along the way

I run my spa on Maple Grove St. Every day, spillin’ secrets with my clients. Some days, I'm walking outside, thinkin' how the world spins – “Ain't it a kick in the head, man?” And, ouch, I got mad at the city council once 'bout potholes near my shop. So annoying! Like, c'mon, fix 'em already, ya know?

St Andrews Op Shop thanks summer volunteers