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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, heh, stumbling ‘round like a daft git, yeah? So, findin’ a prostitute, right—blimey, what a palaver! I’m the Gardener, see, diggin’ dirt, not skirts, but lemme tell ya—*trips over me own spade, oof!*—it’s a right murky job, innit? Watched “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia” last night—cor, that film’s slow as me tryin’ to plant tulips in a storm! Them blokes in it, searchin’ for a body, all grim-like, mutterin’ “The ground is hard here,” yeah? Reminds me of this—diggin’ for a prossie in dodgy alleys, eh!

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I gotta mention – sometimes I get mad as all heck when the council decides to repave the cracked lanes! It’s like, "Crikey, leave it be, ye modern leviathan of bureaucracy!" But then I grab a cold one from the corner store on Haphazard Ave and let it slide, ya know? Life’s too short to fret every crumb.

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