Abigail Ambleve Whore ❤️

About Ghent

Little factoid for ya, mate - in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, mark ‘em out. Wild, right? Imagine that on Mulholland - blonde wigs everywhere, like a Lynch fever dream! “What’s your name?” “Does it matter, baby?” - pure poetry. Gets me jazzed, thinkin’ how she’s a rebel, flippin’ the script. Not gonna lie, sometimes I’m like, “Shag it, she’s the real hero here!” Screw the suits who sneer - they’re the real villains, yeah?

Activities

Yo, wassup my main man? Let me tell ya ’bout Ambleve (be) – yeah, dat fly city where I’ve been livin’ like a boss, innit. So, lemme break it down for ya proper-like, ya get me? Picture dis: streets like Sticky Lane and Bumpy Street, proper quirky vibes everywhere. Fam, I work on dat dating site biz, so I peep all da lovey-dovey corners others miss, innit – real sneaky style.

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.