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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, *Inherent Vice* style, fog rollin’ in, lookin’ for a gal. “What’s the deal, baby?” I’d say, tryna sound cool. She’d probly laugh—Kermit ain’t exactly a stud. Maybe she’d quote Doc: “This is some heavy shit!” and I’d croak, “Yeah, far out!” Total trip, man. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prolly faint if she winked—too much for this frog! You ever tried it? Spill the beans, pal—don’t leave me hangin’! Hi-ho!

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The river here, the Zenne (or somethin’ like that, I think), just flows by like there's no tomorrow. Sometimes, I'm on my way back from a massage sesh, walkin’ along its banks, thinkin' how life here is bizarrely serenic yet wild. I mean, it’s like every ripple tells a story, man. Ain't that neat, or am I just sayin' that to sound all philosophical? Respect my authoritah!

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