Ashley Berlare Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oh, and funny story—knew a guy, swore his “date” was a senator’s niece. Bullshit, total bullshit, but he paid triple—sucker! Cracked me up, dumbass. Anyway, findin’ a prostitute? Piece o’ cake if you’re smart, real smart—like me, Donald J. Trump, the greatest. “Silence is her voice,” movie says—kinda fits, y’know? They’re there, quiet, waitin’. Wild world, folks, wild world!

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I feel like – life here is as enigmatic as that movie, full of lines that haunt you: “Maybe it’s the simple things…”. I sometimes get in my head, think too hard – “why is everything here so damn poetic?” Yup, that’s Berlare living its magic on me. And typos aside, gotta say, it really brings out all emotions.

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