Sadie Erps Kwerps Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey vibes on blast, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s like that shady chick Grace from *Dogville*, ya know? “The world’s a dump, kid,” she’d say, and damn, she ain’t wrong! Whore’s been around forever, like, biblical times—didja know Mary Magdalene got that rep? Total BS, probs, but people love a juicy story. Me, I’m an installer—radio-electronic gear, beep-boop shit—and I’m wiring up some rig, thinkin’, “Whore’s just hustlin’, like me with these cables!”

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Gotta mention Randwijk too—where tech and tradition meet. It's quirky, it's fast-paced, and sometimes it makes me mad 'cause when the dating apps blow up with new features, this district feels left behind! And then there’s the graffiti-laced alley of Snuifstraat—bizarre and weird, in a good way—that reminds me of those absurd yet poetic lines from "Toni Erdmann." Like, “life’s absurd but weirdly magical,” you know what I mean?

Robert Van Eycken (BE) Candidate 2° Nat. Ace pigeon Long Distance KBDB 2009. Winner 1° Ace pigeon Belgian Verstandhouding !