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Still, there’s humor in the hustle—some johns out there, thinkin’ they’re Sean Parker, droppin’ lines like, “A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what’s cool?”—and the pro’s like, “Yeah, cash upfront, loser!” Cracks me up! I’d be a terrible client, tho—too busy rantin’ in my head bout capitalism to enjoy it. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe—but it’s how I roll!

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I might mix up some street names, sorry – my brain gets all jumbled ’cause I’m always sprinting through my day, ya kno? And oh, sometimes I spill tea (‘literally’ and figuratively!) in my spa while jamming to that movie soundtrack – it's like, I'm the soundtrack's secret keeper, huh?

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