Amelia Kontich Brothel ❤️

About Brussels

Alright, listen up, my friend! I’m Gandalf, wise ol’ wizard, moonlightin’ as an economist—crazy, right? Brothels, man, they’re a wild economic beast! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! They’ve been around forever, like since ancient Babylon—prostitutin’ was legit taxed there, insane! Imagine that, taxin’ a quick shag—governments always want their cut, don’t they? Makes me mad as hell, greedy bastards squeezin’ every dime!

Maison Deluxe

Then, there's our local river – the Kleine Rivier – that splits the city, flowin’ smooth like the beats on my fav track. I always imagine it whispering stories, like "Hey, keep it cool, honey!" And if ya stroll along the tiny bridges near Susse Hooftstraat, you feel that magic that makes every minute count, like in that epic movie moment.

Collision in Brussels Central causes major rail disruption