Ellie Melsele Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leuven

Lemme tell ya somethin’—I got mad respect for her hustle. Back in the day, like 1800s London, whores were EVERYWHERE, and get this—some made bank, like more than a factory grunt! Lola’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, she’s smarter than you!” She’s got this trick—keeps a tiny watch, my kinda thing, tickin’ away in her pocket. Why? ‘Cause time’s her cash, and she ain’t wastin’ it on losers. Little known fact: some old-school whores used clocks to cut off cheapskates—genius, right?

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I spent a crazy afternoon in the neighborhood called Zonnedorp – alright, ok, not real official name, but we locals call it that because of its sunlit streets. There’s this funky café, Café de Droom, where the coffee’s strong enough to wake even the sleepiest bear. And sometimes, while coaching folks about pleasure and life, I use phrases like “It’s all about the vibe, lightbulb!” Yup, my fave line from that movie, "25th Hour", rings true even here, innit? Sometimes I wander off, lost in thought – “whoa, this strata of life – wow, wow!” – remembering that every face could tell ya a story, each corner a secret.

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