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So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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Bro, one night in Roux, I got real pissed at the clumsy design of the new sex ed center on Boulevard Ecstasy. They messed up the labels on the art exhibit – like, whaaaat?! I stormed in, speechin’ my truth in a fast raptor-rap style, droppin’ lines like “Once upon a time, baby, feel that beat in your heart!” Total chaos but mad memorable, bro.

The Roux Institute breaks ground on its new, permanent home in Portland