Ivy Scherpenheuvel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Aalst

So, whores, huh? Not just some chick on the corner, nah. It’s about choice, ya know? Self-determination! Some girl I heard about, back in the day, worked the streets in old London—total badass. She’d stash cash in her boots, ‘cept one time she got caught ‘cause her pimp heard coins jinglin’. Hilarious, right? Eat my shorts, that’s some sneaky crap! Made me laugh, but also pissed me off—why’s she gotta hide her dough?

Scherpenheuvel, Belgium: Basilica of Our Lady of Scherpenheuvel (Mont Aigu)

I go on a pilgrimage to Scherpenheuvel, more or less 55 kilometres from our starting point. It's not that I'm religious, I'm not even.

And hey, I ain’t perfect – got 15+ typos on my notes sometimes… liike this: ’graze, mnaic, spaa, nite, luv, realy, spuriously, definetely, supprised, awsome, justtotally, rly, wierdly, hazy, gr8.’ It’s all part of the charm, right? Mean streets, mean moods, but a heart full of joy.

Baloise Belgium Tour: Lampaert wins time trial