Violet Zemst Whore ❤️

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Ever hear bout that whore in Paris, 1800s, who conned a duke outta his castle? Swear to God, she played him like a fiddle—had me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my donut—Mmm… donuts. She’s my hero, dude! Total boss move. Reminds me of Charlotte in the flick, all quiet but runnin’ the show. “Let’s never come here again, because it would never be as much fun”—that’s what I’d say to that duke, ha!

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If you were a lemon I'd put you on a shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.

I love visiting Parkje Zoete – our secret park where you can chill under the oak trees and pretend you’re in a Wes Anderson flick. I always drive through in my beat-up car (yep, got some typos on the dashboard after a wild night: “Mispelt” and “TypoR” everywhere, lol) and I swear the little pond gives off that moody vibe of a Coen brothers scene – “The blues have got me so low,” almost like I’m the forlorn hero waiting on fate.

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