Allison Assenede Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Antwerp

Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

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Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

Soo, dear mate, be prepared to be dazzled! Assenede be a canvas of emotions, a theatre of life’s absurdities and triumphs. Every nook doth echo with laughter, tears, and those philosophical musings I so cherish. I must say, my dear, "A dream you dream alone is only a dream; a dream you dare to dream together is reality."

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