Makayla Bertrix Brothel ❤️

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Favorite bit? The madams. Oh, they’re characters! Like Margot Tenenbaum, all mysterious, smokin’ fags, runnin’ the show. Met one once, called herself Madame Rouge – face like a slapped arse, but charm? Blimey, she could talk a nun into a gin! Told me this story – one punter, right posh nob, left his bleedin’ monocle behind. She kept it as a trophy! Laughed me head off – “This is extremely personal!”

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Private staff area with a lounge & kitchen. Option to sleep at the parlour. Work in a stress-free, supportive space. Contact us today! Je vous attend pour vivre la vrai passion et le plaisir avec .

Lesser-known fact: Check out Rue des Écoliers. It’s off the beaten path – tiny cafes there serve the best waffles and secret brews. Got myself into a heated debate over a waffle with a local – in true absurd, deadpan style – like, “You ever notice how waffles are like our feelings? Crispy outside, soft inside?” Eh, my brain was on fire, then the local just laughed weirdly. Classic Bertrix.

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