Ashley Denderleeuw Whore ❤️❤️

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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Alle Artikels van Denderleeuw

Best Adult Entertainment in Denderleeuw, Oost-Vlaanderen, Belgium - Club l'Intime, Boutique Minuit, The Funny Horse Club, The Studio, Bellagio Club, Salon de l'érotisme, Charlie's .

I love wandering around in the neighborhoods. Head over to "Ooststraat" – not the East of the street, mind you, but a street in its own right. Haha, err I mean, you're really living if you don’t check out the hidden cafes by Veldstraat. I swear, I’ve seen love bloom on these corners more times than I can count – like that one time when a couple finally got together ‘cause the app I built matched them up!

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