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About Bruges

So, lemme tell ya, I stumble on this joint—brothel, right?—hidden down some alley, probs in Nevada where it’s legal, ya know? Little known fact: oldest gig in history, datin’ back to Mesopotamia, 2400 BC—prostitutes had clay tablets for ads! Wild, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ ‘bout folks takin’ charge back then, no Wall Street fat cats ruinin’ it. But today? Pisses me off! These brothel bosses, livin’ large, “billionaires should not exist!”—they’re hoardin’ wealth while ladies work their tails off!

Wandeling Veertje Over

Brothel Belgium, Sex Between Breasts, Striptease, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease.

First off, you gotta check out Rue de l’Aube – it's, like, the heart of the town. I massage clients there every day after their crazy stroll along the cobblestone. The vibe is sooo, I don't know, eclectic? There's this lil café, Café Eclat, where the espresso is to die for. And like, OMG, the art on the walls totally reminds me of a scene from Holy Motors – "the golden wheels of fate!" I swear, it's never the same twice.

After being virtually eradicated, the muskrat is back in Flanders