Claire Zellik Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—shit’s wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, *everybody lies*, ‘specially them. You’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, lookin’ for some action, and bam—half these girls ain’t even real. Fake ads, catfish pics—pisses me off! Like, c’mon, I ain’t got time for that. Reminds me of *Let the Right One In*—that creepy vibe, y’know? “I’m not a girl,” she says—ha! Same energy. You think you’re gettin’ a sweet deal, then surprise, it’s a dude or a cop. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, ‘cause this world’s a mess.

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Hey hey, my fren! Zellik is very nice! I live here so long now, it’s like my playground and my therapy room, ya know? I'm a women's counselor, bustin’ myths about life here. So lemme tell ya all 'bout this quirky, little town in BE where every cobblestone sings like, “Margaret, you gotta just feel the vibe!” (ya know that line from the movie, right? So deep, lol!)

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