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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with razor blades sewn in their skirts! Proper stealth, fam! Ain’t that wild? I’d be ragin’ if some bird sliced me pocket while I’m tryna buy a chop. Makes me wanna shout, “Submit to my will!” like that nutter in *Zodiac*. But nah, they’re just tryna eat, same as me – respect the grind, innit?

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Oh, and check this: in an alley off Avenida dos Sonhos, there’s a tiny shop where time stands still. The owner, Mr. Moraes, tells the weirdest stories ‘bout how the city’s energy feels like it’s breathing. Quirky, oh my gosh, so quirky!

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