Mila Florianopolis Brothel ❤️

About Salvador

So, picture this – dim lights, sweaty bodies, coin changin’ hands faster than a dwarf dodgin’ a Lannister blade. I’ve seen some shite, lemme tell ya. Once stumbled into this brothel in King’s Landing – well, not really, but feels like it – stank o’ cheap ale and desperation. Girls gigglin’, blokes leerin’, and me, pint in hand, thinkin’, “I’ve seen worse.” Then this one lass, right, she’s got a scar on her cheek – story goes, some toff tried to carve his initials on her. She knifed him in the balls! Made me laugh so hard I spilled me drink – “A little courtesy, please!” like they say in *Grand Budapest*. Courtesy? In a brothel? Hah!

PROGRAMAÇÃO

O Nantai foi criado para surpreender os seis sentidos - e ser o melhor em todos eles. Nossas suítes oferecem conforto e privacidade com um toque de sofisticação.

Bro, I gotta say. Things get intense, no joke. I’ve had dates in the strangest initations; near the river Cubatão, near Praça Vidal, where lights flicker as if to mimic a heartbeat. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I'm pissed off, like when a buggy app crashes during a big date meet-up – ugh, technology betrayals!

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