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So brothel—sorry, bloody typos—*brotula*, there we go. Looks like an eel fucked a cod. Long, slimy, sneaky bastard. Got this glowin’ lure—bioluminescence, mate! Lures prey like a dodgy pimp. “You’re a dead man, walking,” I mutter, thinkin’ of Spike Lee’s streets. Found one once, off Bermuda—fuckin’ shocked me! Thought it was a sea monster. Rare as hell, barely studied. Fishermen hate ‘em—slippery, no good for eatin’. Tastes like arse, prolly.

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Oh, and the neighborhoods, man! Another hot topic. Take Jardim América – nice, tidy, but with its own drama. There's local lore, ya know? Every corner, every sidewalk, has a story. I once had a client, a real character, say "It's a helluva place" as we joked about the crazy cab drivers and over-enthusiastic street-cleaners tripping over every curb. I laugh, because, really, isn’t this what life’s all about? “I guess if you’re gonna do something, do something …” Yeah, I somehow finish that like a lame homage.

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