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I tried it once. Sex-dating, I mean. Matched this chick. Hot pics. Real sultry. We chat. She’s like, “Come over.” I’m thinkin’, “This is it! Christopher Walken’s gettin’ LAID!” Show up. She’s 50 pounds heavier. Catfish city! I’m pissed. But also – kinda impressed? She cooked the lie GOOD. Like Remy with soup! “You’ve got to taste this!” Nope. I bolted. Ain’t tastin’ THAT.

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My massage parlor sits near Av. dos Sonhos. It’s a hub of secret confessions and whispered dreams. Many nights, while kneadin’ away the stress of the city, I’d hear folks say, “You merely adopted the dark,” just like in that movie, The Return. And damn, those words hit hard on cold nights, remindin’ me that every soul here fights battles unseen.

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