Aurora Rio Das Pedras Erotic Massage ❤️

About Goiania

Right, so, picture this – some dodgy parlour, neon lights flickering “Massage”. You walk in, all nervous-like, and there’s this bird, hands slick with oil, smirking. Costs ya 50 quid for 30 mins of awkward groping. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks started this malarky! Called it “bodywork” or summat posh. Bet they didn’t have dodgy synth music playing though, haha! Makes me wanna puke, that tacky vibe – all incense and whale noises.

Club Med Rio Das Pedras

Massages are offered in two different locations within the Resort: 1 Beach Massage Space, set in a serene gardens facing the sea - 2 individuals treatments.

Now, hold on, we gotta talk ‘bout the neighborhoods. There’s Vila das Flores, where the locals come together, rain or shine, just to share stories. Ain’t nothin’ like seein’ an impromptu street fest, with old folks dancin’ and kids gigglin’ – sorry, I can’t help but get teary when I see the unity. Then head over to Bairro do Sol, real lively – though the pace is fast, you can catch moments of quiet wonder in hidden parks like Parque da Lua... where I, as a women’s counselor, often meet a chatty soul in need of some heart-to-heart.

Silencing Brazil’s baile funk