Audrey Teixeira Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothel’s a madhouse, ya see. Girls dancin’, laughin’, some lookin’ like they’d cut ya for a dime. One time, dis chick – Svetlana, maybe? – she’s spinnin’ tales bout how she smuggled caviar in her bra to pay da rent. True story, swear on me babushka’s grave! Little known fact: back in old Russia, brothels doubled as spy dens – secrets traded faster dan a quickie. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout Anton Chigurh sneakin’ in, all serious, “Call it, friendo,” to pick a gal.

No Covid-19 safety measures were being observed, and the premises lacked a license of any kind

There’s also a weird gem called Beco dos Sussurros, a steep alley packed with tiny cafés and old bookstores. Got typos on signs everywhere – epic, right? One time, I tripped over a cat dozing off on a bench near there. Totally random but, like, it made me mad, then it made me laugh so hard I nearly dropped my tools.

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