Lila Teofilo Otoni Whore ❤️

About Fortaleza

Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m thinking, “Yeah, she’s a saint, saving souls one thrust at a time.” Hilarious, ‘cause it’s bullshit. She’s just surviving. Me? I’d carve her a cane, say, “Lean on this, princess.” She’d roll her eyes—fair. Whores don’t need pity, just cash. “You kill Nazis?” I’d ask, quoting Aldo Raine. She’d laugh, “Only the ones who don’t pay.” Fair enough, lady. Fair eoughn.

Governo transparente, Governo da nossa gente!

Honestly, some streets are so narrow, like at Rua dos Milagres—seriously, it feels like you're walking through a story paused in time, each brick telling a tale from the past and present. And, btw, ONE TIME, I nearly lost my keys in a twist at Travessa do Mistério. Like, who leaves keys there? Hahaha! My spa meal break got all wild because of that, lol.

Death toll in Brazil bus crash rises to 41