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Little known fact—did ya know prostitutes in ancient Lys used to dye their bits purple? Aye, purple! Some fancy ritual or summat—dunno if it’s true, but I’d pay to see it. Imagine Rosie rockin’ that, struttin’ like she owns the joint. Makes me grin just thinkin’ bout it. But it ain’t all giggles—shocks me how many punters think they *own* her, like she’s a horse to ride. Pisses me off, that. She’s a person, not a bloody doormat!

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I have, um, some edgy memories too. Like, this one time, while meditating on Lavender Ln, a chaotic, impulsive crow literally swooped, and I got mad AF! It totally freaked me out. But now, it’s one of those, like, funny memory intercepts that remind me of life's irony.