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Still, shit’s chill. Calms folks down, gets ‘em loose. I dig it—lowkey jealous, I need a massage. My back’s fucked from sittin’, starin’ at cams all day. Maybe I’ll book one, tell ‘em, “Make it erotic, but not TOO erotic, fam.” Gotta keep it profesh, y’feel? Anyway, erotic-massage—dope hustle, weirdly pure, like gleaners pickin’ through life’s mess. “We’re not the bosses,” Varda’d say—they ain’t, but they runnin’ it. Respect.

Destinations

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Sometimes, I wander in the lesser-known spots like the old railway station neighborhood near Tunnel Mountain Road. It’s quirky and kinda off-the-beaten-path, like finding a hidden stash of sweets. But be warned: a few times, I got so frustrated with the tourist chaos there that I nearly spat out my protein shake—oops, sorry, had too many drinks.

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