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I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

in banff national park

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Now, here’s a cool tidbit: Ever heard of Vermilion Lakes? Yeah, it's right by the park near Banff National Park boundaries, shimmering like a secret treasure. I fumbled a couple of times on the gravel paths there, but each misstep made me laugh. I've got these bizarre memories of sprinting with my pleasure coach bag flapping, thinking, “I am your father—order my pace!” Catch my drift?

Transport truck blocks westbound lanes of Trans-Canada Highway near Banff, expected to reopen soon