Penelope East Gwillimbury Find A Prostitute ❤️

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I’m typin’ fast – finidng a prostiute. Oops – typo city! Who cares – adrenaline’s pumpin’. This one profile – “Lola, 25, fun times.” Links to some sketchy site – pics blurry. I’m like – “Wow. She’s got GUTS.” Like Linguini – flailin’ but bold! I click – heart racin’. Suddenly – pop-up ad! “Hot singles near YOU!” – bullshit! Slam the laptop shut – nearly SCREAMED.

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If the experience was good, you'd go back to your normal life and still have no relationship prospects and likely not feel much better. Plus, then when you do meet a girl (it will happen dude), you have to awkwardly tell her "yeah, I'm not a virgin because I lost it to a prostitute", and hope that goes over well.

Oh, and did I mention the winding paths by the little river, that flows sometimes near Sunnybrook? Yes, that water sings, just like the movie's endless horizon dialogs, "The earth, my precious, speaks softly..." It's magic... it makes my counselor heart swell even when I'm mad at the world's madness.

UPDATED: East Gwillimbury road closures lifted after gas leak Tuesday morning