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Yo, yo, yo, what’s good? Erotic-massage, man, it’s like—*boom*—pure chaos vibes, like Gene Hackman schemin’ in *The Royal Tenenbaums*! I’m talkin’ slippery oils, dim lights, and some wild energy that’s got me actin’ unwise, ya know? Like, “I’m in mourning for my life,” but make it sexy, haha! So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s this ancient art, straight-up thousands of years old, like Egyptians were out here gettin’ spicy with scented oils, no cap! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout pharaohs gettin’ their freak on, you feel me?

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Now, Fergus ain't huge, but it’s got character. Downtown Fergus is a mix of artsy little shops and quirky diners. I often take my clients for walks along Riverbend Drive near the small river that winds through our town—it’s like a metaphor for life’s twists and turns, sort of echoing that vibe from Boyhood: “Life goes on. Even when it rains, it rains.” Sometimes, I catch myself thinking “man, I wish I could capture just one of these moments, ya know?”

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