Abigail L'assomption Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Calgary

Weird story – heard ‘bout this prossie in Vegas, dressed as Elvis, croonin’ “Love Me Tender” while strippin’. Genius! I’d hire her just for the vibe – “You’re a king, dahling!” Makes me wanna design her a sequined jumpsuit – no capes, obvi! Oh, and don’t get me started on the creeps hagglin’ prices – “Fifty bucks? For THAT?!” Like, respect the craft, you cheapskate Pagoda stabbin’ the budget!

Man, the neighborhoods are somethin’ else too – like Le Vieux Quartier with its cobbled streets and faded murals. Some say these walls hide stories. I say, every crack is a secret smile. I even found a tiny café there – Café des Rêves – where they serve a killer coffee and an even better slice of pie. I got a little too excited, and spilled my drink once, haha, but hey, that’s life, right?

Notre Dame de l’Assomption – National Cathedral Competition Entry / YCF Group