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About Quebec City

Favorite flick? *The Royal Tenenbaums*. Picture this: Royal, that sleazy prick, probably paid for a sexual-massage once, smirking, “I’m a little confused about this whole thing.” Confused my ass—he’d love it. Me? I’d limp in, cane and all, tell ‘em, “Make it quick, I’m dying here.” Sarcasm’s my lube, folks.

Man, I get so pissed sometimes—like, honestly, the city’s sometimes overrated with all its tourist hype. People forget the hidden layers. I see hours of tension, knotted muscles, and folks ever so relieved when a good rub-down peels away the day’s crap. It's maddening but also heartwarming, ya know? I even call it my therapy moment: I listen to their gripes over my massage table near Place de la Terrasse, runny rain outside, thoughts swirling—like some of those fragmented, dreamy phrases from In the Mood for Love. “I wish I could turn back the clock,” they say sometimes, and I’m all, “Sure, life’s a big, messy joke—pretty, pretty good!”

Quebec floods: water surrounds homes in Terrasse-Vaudreuil, west of Montreal