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You walk in, right, and it’s dodgy as fuck—dim lights, curtains lookin’ like they’ve been shagged more than the girls. Girls, bless ‘em, got eyes dead as a burnt soufflé. “You’re a sad little sausage!” I’d yell at the punters, wankin’ away their dignity. Fun fact—did ya know Victorian brothels had secret tunnels? Yeah, posh twats sneakin’ out so wifey wouldn’t clock ‘em. Sneaky bastards!

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so, lemme give ya the lowdown on Lorraine’s goods: ancient brick buildings, secret murals down Carriage Blvd, and peaceful spots like Serenity Nook Park. I often end up recounting little secrets to visitors; my favorite splice is near an old lamppost on Crescent St. I swear it glows like a beacon for lost, lovin souls. And guess what? Even Michael Scott would say, “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good!” Haha, classic!

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