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So, my fave flick’s *Spirited Away*—that Miyazaki masterpiece from 2001. Whore’s like Chihiro, yeah? Dropped in a world she don’t get, all wide-eyed and stumblin’. “I’m not afraid of anything!” she’d say, all bold-like, but nah, this whore’s scared shitless. I see her, scrabbling through my research notes like they’re the Spirit World, tryna find her place. Makes me laugh, honestly—pathetic little thing. “You’re just a human!” I’d sneer, like Yubaba to Chihiro, cos she’s outta her depth and I *love* watchin’ her squirm.

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A Maple Ridge is when you put maple syrup on your butthole and your sex partner licks it clean.

OMG, so Maple-Ridge is like, this crazy little gem, ya know? I've been here for years and it's been a wild ride—so many moods, like the twists in "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" (“I wanted to be free, truly free...”), but with more maple bliss. I'm a sexologist here, so I tend to notice those hidden vibes in the streets and parks.

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