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Me, I’d be rubbish at giving one—hands like a gorilla, all fumbly, probly spill the oil everywhere. But getting one? Phwoar, sign me up! Last time I tried, in some dodgy Soho joint—cost me a tenner extra for “happy vibes”—I was chuffed, felt like a king! Then the lass says, “you’re tense, mate,” and I’m like, “no kidding, running Britain’s a mare!” Laughed my head off—still knackered tho.

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Oh man, enough about traffic. There's a cool coffee shop on Eagleson Rd – my fav hangout when life gets too loud. They serve a latte that's almost as enchanting as Godard's mad poetic shots. And, I swear, the streets at night let you feel the heartbeat of our city, like a lover whispering secrets in your ear.

Liberal Leader Mark Carney wins riding of Nepean