Ella Perth Whore ❤️

About Calgary

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

From around the site

In my dev work, I notice everything. I see how people interact with street art on Hay Street. And them hidden love nooks near the riverbank on Murray Street – oh man, they’re like secret chapters of a movie, and let me tell ya – in my head I mumble, “What a beautiful puzzle, ain’t it?” Sometimes I even chuckle thinking “Life’s too short; drive like a free spirit,” just like those quotes from Ten.

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