Zoe Salt Spring Island Whore ❤️

About Quebec City

Once saw a post, some nutter said *whore* spiked coz a billionaire tweeted bout it – Elon? Trump? Dunno, couldn’t find the buggerin’ link. Surprised me rotten, tho – “My precious!” – coulda made a killin’ if I’d jumped in! Still, risky as hell, volatil like a goblin on grog. Me mate Dave lost 500 quid, cried like a babe, hilarious – “Shoulda listened, ya twat!” I cackled.

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Feb 8,  · From hiking, kayaking and beachcombing to a vibrant arts-and-crafts scene, Salt Spring is an idyllic place for an island holiday. It’s one of the most beautiful places in Canada, .

So, this island? Man, it's funky. There's a tiny main street called Harborview Rd – it's my go-to, where I stroll to clear my head (I always imagine Gustave H on a bike, lol). I run my spa near Sunset Grove, tucked behind the old Waterlily Cafe – seriously, best herbal teas ever, a hidden gem that locals swear by. I once got a call saying, "Your massage melted my headache," and I was like, "Boom, that's what she said!" Ha!

Salt Spring Island named one of the top 50 places in the world to visit in 2025