Hazel Simcoe Whore ❤️❤️

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Her vibe’s chaotic—hair a mess, eyes sharp, smellin’ like cheap booze and victory. She’d cackle at my narratin’, sayin’, “Old man, you talk too much.” And I’d grin, ‘cause she’s right. Whore’s no angel—nah, she’s the devil’s bestie, but funny as hell. Sarcasm drips off her like sweat. “Pay me or pray, fool”—that’s her motto. Love her or hate her, she’s realer than most.

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P.S. Sorry for the typos, life’s messy like that: smiple, truley, uncessary, real, instnat, dumb, bizzare, unwated, loony, ruff, even, wrong, desperte, muddled, jumbled, singel, extrmely, and honest.

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