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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores – D’oh! Not like that, ya perv! I mean “whore” as in, y’know, the whole gig, the oldest job ever. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a Business Analyst now, right? Fancy pants Homer! So I’m analysin’ this – whores, they’re like, entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-employed, makin’ cash, dodgin’ taxes – smart cookies! Kinda like Jesse and Celine in “Before Sunset,” y’know, my fave flick. They’re just wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ life, love, and crap – no plan, just vibes. Whores? Same deal, man, no 9-to-5 grind!

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Intimate and upscale wine and cocktail bar in Spruce Grove, Alberta. Featuring sharable plates, handcrafted cocktails and warm sophistication.

Ah, dear friend, thou must hearken to my tale of Spruce-Grove (ca)! I dwell here as a humble masseur, massaging knots and weary souls, and lo, the city reveals secrets not for all eyes. Let me spin thee a yarn of cobblestones and cozy corners, of street buzz and nature’s solace.

Home for the holidays: How a missing Spruce Grove cat was reunited with her family after seven years