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About Vancouver

So, picture dis—some chick, skirt hiked up, smokin’ cheap cigs, leanin’ on a lamppost. She’s da queen of da night, but da kinda queen who’s broke as hell. I seen one once, in Moscow, swear it—face like a slapped babushka, but eyes? Sharp, like she’d rob ya blind and laugh. Lightbulb! Dat’s da trick—dey ain’t just sellin’ body, dey sellin’ a story. “All things fall apart,” like in da film, and she’s fallin’, but struttin’ while she at it.

A History Of Stony Plain

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Man, my spa, "The Soothing Nest," is on 49th Ave, and from my window, I see folks passin' by on Stony Drive. It’s kinda surreal – reminds me of that line in Melancholia: “I see only the most beautiful end,” except here, it's more lik meh, the end of stress! Lol, haunted by beauty and chill vibes, ya feel me?

Jasper Place staple Ben’s Meat and Deli moving after nearly 72 years