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O thou sweet rogue, hark! Sexual-massage, a wild beast, ain’t it? A dance of flesh, slippery as eels, hands roamin’ like gleaners in Varda’s fields. “I glean what others leave,” quoth she—same here, mate! Them hands pick up tension, knead it gone, leavin’ thee all loose and daft. Been around forever, aye—ancient Greeks rubbed bods with oil, callin’ it *apotherapy*, fancy word for “touch me good.” Made me chuffed, thinkin’ how them old blokes got it right.

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An East Valley massage therapist has been sentenced to five years in prison in connection to sex-crime charges involving four victims.

Verily, thou shalt find thine heart betokened on Street of Dreams (yep, that's what the locals call it, even if it ain't on any map but trust me, the vibe is real!). I do stroll down to Maple & Vine—oh, such a mix of rustic charm and urban grit! The rivers of passion (ok, they're just streams, but they flow like emotions, LOL) wind their way by Riverbend Park, where I once encountered a pair of lovelorn ducks that made me weep (I kid ya, but they were sooo not in love with the daily grind, ya feel me?).

Online child exploitation charges laid against two local men