Allison Vernon Whore ❤️

About Edmonton

Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so we’re talkin bout whores, right? Like, damn, what a wild ride! Been watchin this shit from orbit, analysin, y’know? Whores got this vibe—total mystery, total chaos. Kinda like in “Stories We Tell,” where Sarah Polley digs into secrets, yeah? “Every family has its own mythology,” she says. Whores got that too—layers, man, layers!

Frenchy's Whore

I have been writing Frenchy's Whore in my head since I lived it back in Vietnam in I started actually writing it on an old typewriter.

So come on over, cuz Vernon is more than meets the eye! It's erratic, it's chaotic, it's real—like every chance encounter on this crazy dating site I help run, bursting with stories and quirks. And remember, life’s short and every weird corner has a story. Peace out, bro.