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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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There are still functional brothels there. Just look for any open door that has 'Models' written on it. Mainly eastern European girls there.

My fave is Hillside Ravine Park. Tiny waterfalls, calm ponds. I get zen there. We come in peace. Seriously.

Will students involved in Westhill criminal hazing incident be allowed back in school?